Caution: I drive like you do!”
“I brake for scholars, priests, and no apparent reason.”
“You’ve obviously mistaken me for someone who cares.”
“My other car bumper sticker is funny.”
“I’m in no hurry; I’m on my way to work.”
“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.”
“I just got a new car for my wife today. Best trade I ever made.”
“Back off! I’m not that kind of car.”
“I may be slow but I’m ahead of you!”
“I’m not deaf… I’m just ignoring you.”
I found these while I was googling for quotations for a cousin. So, which ones do you think are the best???
September 21, 2007 at 2:33 pm
” Back off ! I am not that kind of car ” was the best I think although all of them are quite funny.
September 21, 2007 at 6:32 pm
Hey i considered it the best too! oh i get it.. we are soulmates!
October 11, 2007 at 1:59 am
“if you can read this i can apply my breaks and sue you.”
October 13, 2007 at 1:52 pm
lol! i better put this one my car!
November 5, 2007 at 6:03 pm
na chhair malangaan noon!!!
(a truck type though!!)
November 5, 2007 at 6:33 pm
I’m not deaf…………….i’m just ignoring u
November 5, 2007 at 10:27 pm
hahaha!