HEAR! HEAR!

April 14, 2007

         you listen to an unknown call and you die with in next second!

Crazy, right? this rumor is circulating in entire pakistan and majority of the people have been fooled into believing it to be true.

i say these kind of things look good in movies and books and not in real life. if someone is implementing the idea stated in the movie, The Ring, will you beleive it? ofcourse, not. being realistic, you will fing that all these rumors concerning mobile virus killing people are baseless. viruses destroy softwares not human bodies. furthermore, there is no scientific proof of this virus.

poeple i have request for you. if you did not get fooled on 1st April, please do not let it happen now. the rest is upto you.


PTV SUCKS!

April 7, 2007

imagesptcv.jpgA lot of gossip had been taking place about chief justice’s case in the previous days. All media was covering the details of the case except for the one and only channel: PTV. I was really shocked to see a man singing merrily to the audience while the most organized city of Pakistan, Islamabad, was in chaos. On the other channels, people were having a hot debate on what was going on or at least they were providing some piece of news on current events. On the other hand, PTV was fooling its viewers and providing entertainment as if nothing had happened!

The majority of the viewers of this main channel of Pakistan are the poor people which contribute to more than 70% of Pakistan’s population. Since they cannot afford having a cable or dish antenna installed in their homes, they are forced to stick to PTV. It is such an irony that the majority of the population of Pakistan is deprived of knowing the painful reality. They are kept under the darkness which then allows the high-class people to get things running in their favor and exploit the country to its fullest extent.


Ingenious way of cheating-applicable in all examinations!

April 7, 2007

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forgetting something in the examinations or not having the syllabus properly prepared, the only thing that comes to the rescue is cheating. traditional methods like asking from neighbouring students; having small pieces (bootian) of paper containing the helping material stuffed inside socks, geometries , ballpoint caps; or using hand gestures to confirm the answer had been used over years. they have become a common knowledge. using these methods can land one into trouble.

Here. try this new modern method. its purely ingenious.all you need is an alcohol-based fluorescent ink pen with a black light and a plastic clip board. write down the required material on the clip board using the specified pen. whatever you will write will be invisible. in order to read what you have written you will need to highlight the place where you wrote with black light. this invisible text has the advantage of saving you from getting into trouble with the invigilator. plus, you can also rub it clean with your hand! leaving no trace behind!

So, that is it. enjoy cheating right under the nose of the invigilator without having being caught!